Sunday, 31 August 2008
Saturday, 30 August 2008
Friday, 29 August 2008
To the person who invented a piece of Malware called "Anti Virus 2008" that loads itself onto your PC through a codec and then destroys everything under the guise of being an anti virus program that you never wanted and can never get rid of:
I am going to rape your daughter with a cheese grater.
I am going to freeze my turds and then rub them, in slices, into the wounds that I intend to inflict on you, with salt, vinegar and lemon juice.
I am going to let blue bottles lay eggs in your wounds and then let their maggots feast on your flesh.
Then, I am going to drop red ants into your ears, insert scorpions into your anus and force a sea urchin down the little hole in your penis.
Then, I am going to take an inch of your flesh every day and feed it to my dog. An inch. Every day. Until you scream for death. The last thing you will feel is me and a Swiss Army knife, extracting a cubic inch of your brain and the last thing you will see is me feeding it to the dog.
Hannibal Lector was a fucking amateur compared to what I will do to you after fucking up my PC.
Sunday, 24 August 2008
Thursday, 21 August 2008
It would appear that our Police do not know the law regarding taking pictures in public. Especially PCSO CW 7166. The arrogant fascist little cunt. If he had talked to me like that, I'd have been shitting down his throat in under three seconds.
h/t Bearded Clam
Wednesday, 20 August 2008
H/T Tim Worstall
I've just had a response regarding the Petition to give us a vote on the EU Treaty. It contained a fantastic reason for keeping the EU.
Our membership allows us to live, work and travel across Europe and to receive free medical care if we fall sick on holiday...
How cool is that? I'm only paying our masters £678 per year medical insurance to travel to Greece. Where I never travel .( I usually get my travel insurance for £38 a year from Flexicover.net but what do I know?)
Fucking arrogant cunts. You WILL pay for your treachery. There are 500 million of us and only 9000 of you.
Remember what the Hungarians say
Tuesday, 19 August 2008
So, on the assumption that everything is now illegal, we must all be criminals. This, at least, explains why we have 14 million CCTV cameras watching us all day. It also explains why half the population acts like hardened old lags when barging to the front of the queue to pick up their weekly snout allowance and the other half are lawyers.
If I am going to be treated as a criminal, I am going to act like one. You have been warned.
Monday, 18 August 2008
I had to write to the Education correspondent at the BBC last week to explain to her that she is a complete cunt for her pointless Pravdaesque drivel that I was forced by law to fund. I wrote:
I have never seen a more pathetic attempt at blatant New Labour propaganda in my life. If you want to write about increased tractor production or this years bumper grain harvest, go and work for Pravda. I'm sick of paying your wages for you to insult me like this.
Disgusting attempt at Journalism. 0/10 See teacher
The article that was written by Hannah Richardson was beyond anything the Soviets would have force fed their grey faced potato munching comrades. It made me sick. Fucking sick
Firstly, it sought to congratulate quads on achieving 500 A* A Levels. Not much wrong with that except that 98% of students pass them. More than actually turn up to school in fact.
I’d go so far as to say that teachers just send the register to the exam board, they all receive shiny new A levels in “citizenship” or “Wayne Rooney”studies and the 2% that fail are simply down to human error on the fucking data input.
Anyway, in order to make maximum propaganda effect on us plebs, these quads had to be very, very special. Oh, they were. They were black. And from darkest Africa. Top marks to the beeboid Hannah Richardson. Not only can she show us that EVERYONE is passing 500 A Levels but even BLACK QUADS can do it.
Patronising cunt. OF course black kids can pass fucking A levels. Even Downs Syndrome kids can pass O levels these days. You are not doing the hard working,knuckle down black kids in this country any favours you stupid cunting witch. Either of them.
You have to love this quote by Hannah
But all four quads said their mother Julie kept them on the straight and narrow with plenty of supplies of food and drink.
Remarkable! She actually fed her children! Thanks for that Hannah, you arsepus. I thought they lived in trees and fended for themselves on fruit.
Not content with that, our PC programmed ZNLite decided that to reinforce her view of the world, she should include an Afghani asylum seeker in the role of honours.
Here we go again....
Another student with A-level triumphs to be proud of is 18-year-old Waheed Safi.
He had no English when he arrived with his family in England three years ago, having fled his home in Afghanistan.
But he has overcome that hurdle to obtain four As in physics, chemistry, maths and further maths at Uxbridge College.
Another student with A-level triumphs to be proud of is 18-year-old Waheed Safi.
It was blatently obvious to me that the twat was clever. He’s already managed to con every border checkpoint from Kabul to Calais. Getting into Uxbridge University was never going to be of an obstacle for him.
Then Hannah moves on to some bizarre genetic tangent and starts making up names as well.
And it was double joy for identical twins Harriet and Emily Caton-Thick as they both scooped three A-grade A-levels - and now plan a round-the-world gap year.
It’s over. Even Eton is not going to bother with O levels any more as they are a complete waste of everyone’s time. My kids’ school is pushing the Baccalaureate instead of this bog paper that 98% of our kids are being handed by smiling politicians before they enter the real world and are told to fuck off by employers. Our education system is beyond fucked. It is utterly pointless to let the State even try and educate your child.
So thank you Hannah. Thank you for showing me that education is beyond help. Thank you for showing me that all that hard work done by decent kids is just a fucking waste of time but your masters do not give a fucking shit as long as they can continue to smile at the children.
In the meantime, I am getting rich because there is a massive shortage of engineers in this country and I know where to find them and can speak their language. Thanks to teachers who actually gave a shit.
Wednesday, 13 August 2008
- No crown but ours shall govern here,
- No strangers rule with gold or fear,
- No plow but ours may slough the loam,
- No prow but ours slash the spume,
- No hand but ours may bind our kin,
- No gods but ours proclaim a sin,
- No law but ours may stay a blow,
- No hand but ours may draw a bow,
- No men but ours may hunt the land,
- No sons but ours bear sword in hand,
- No word but ours shall we trust,
- No flags be flown except of us,
- No land but ours do we demand,
- No more than what we have farmed,
- No strangers slaving on our soil,
- No man unpaid or forced to toil,
- No heroes praised but ours alone,
- No other kin but our blood and bone,
- No strangers to tell us who we are,
- No obedience to any foreign laws.
- HT The Lone Voice.
Tuesday, 12 August 2008
Under new legislation being brought in by those 646 slimy cold blooded binge wankers who “rule” over us, the Government intends to do away with public inquests when they might look bad, drop the jury, dump the coroner and put a “government coroner” in to make sure that Stalin McSnot doesn’t get smeared with anything unpleasant.
David Howarth, the Liberal Democrat spokesman on home affairs, said: “These proposals are completely wrong. They allow the Secretary of State to remove a case from a jury on the vague ground that it is in the public interest – the whole thing is an appalling violation of the separation of powers.”
Meanwhile, the Reichstag issued the following piece of utter cockdribble to placate us like the stupid children that we are
“These proposed changes will ensure inquests are as thorough as possible by ensuring that the coroner can always examine all material central to the inquests even if the material cannot be disclosed publicly. They will ensure families can have absolute confidence in the conclusion the coroner reaches because the coroner will have had access to all the evidence.”
I am officially at piss boiling stage. I have asked Mrs Holborn to hide the rifle for a few days.
You EVIL cunts.You WILL be held accountable.
Our fighting regiments were feared. The Scots and the Welsh particularly saw murdering fuzzy wuzzies or Krauts as a right of passage to incapacity benefit, an early pension, post traumatic stress disorders, alcoholism and wife beating. Northerners, fit for nothing else signed up in their millions. Plus of course the infamous 13th Essex Dog Stranglers Regiment of Basildon. Their officers, well practiced in the subtle art of torture, intimidation and gratuitous cruelty from a public school education were happy to lead them wherever they were needed to keep the natives quiet/dead.
We now have our troops in two theatres of war basically as proxys for the Americans and the body count is rising. Our military, once the source of great pride, is so underfunded and hopelessly demotivated that not even the Welsh will sign up for it. The current situation in Georgia is more than likely to be another theatre where the Americans get to do all the shouting and oil grabbing whilst Nato troops do all the fighting (well British troops do all the fighting whilst the French hide and the Germans guard the canteens) and whilst I appreciate a gallon of diesel just as much as the next man, I have to say I cannot see the point of it.
So I propose that we do what those smart Swiss people do. Tell everyone to fuck off and mind their own business. Give anyone with a record of paying tax a nice shiny gun to keep in the Everest Conservatory, next to the golf clubs and the shit wicker furniture, train them how to pop a cap in some mofo’s ass from 50 yards and declare ourselves neutral. But nuclear weapons type of neutral. Stonking great fuck off aircraft carrier, Polaris armed subs type of neutral.
The Yanks won’t like it but then frankly who cares? What will they do? Buy less fish and chips? The French won’t like it because whilst they get the Foreign legion (full of dysfunctional Irish, dishonourably discharged Scots and a few other loons) to do any fighting, they won’t be able to rely on Tommy to go where there is no soap or lavender hand lotion and do the actual dirty stuff. Germans won’t like it because they know that once they actually start killing people, they find they have a talent for it and can’t stop. Italians will need more places to hide and the Dutch are all dope smoking vegans with degrees from Den Haag university in asset management.
So, if the yanks want to start wars with everyone over oil, they can damn well do their own fighting (which they are notoriously bad at). We, the British people, will look after Britain if it’s all the same to you lot. Save an absolute fortune, stop worrying about hook nosed ‘stanis and still suck up the oil like every other country without any of the hassle of cluster bombing goat herders.
Armed Neutrality. The Libertarian Way to keep the barbarian hoards at bay.
Sunday, 10 August 2008
Wednesday, 6 August 2008
Company was exceptional
The Camping Germans have a very different idea to "Fitness" than me.
Also, the worst music in the whole world can only be found in France. This is being played 24/7 and reaches new heights in the abuse of both the English Language and Global Climate Change deceipt. Truly utter, utter kack of the highest order. Enjoy
Wash my world you fucktard. I'll stick bleach up your arse, pour caustic soda down your jap's eye and force you to gargle with Zyclon B. French poof cunt.