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Monday, 9 September 2013

Old Holborn: a Juvenal for our times

By John Kersey

In 2010, he was flavour of the month as the Daily Mail reported the heroic £8,445.15 he raised from nearly a thousand donors worldwide to free Nick Hogan, the pub landlord jailed for refusing to pay a fine imposed for allowing customers to smoke in his pub.

Today, the same newspaper has run a hatchet job on award-winning libertarian blogger and satirist Old Holborn, unmasking him as Robert Ambridge from Braintree, Essex, and describing him as “one of Britain’s vilest Internet trolls”.

A broad-minded, indeed traditional conservative view of satire, would be that it is a necessary component within a healthy society; that there is always a need to question assumptions, to subject the powerful to scrutiny through satire as well as earnest discourse, to hold a mirror up to society and show us for what we really are.

Savage and offensive comment on those in public life has a long and distinguished history. Roman satire divides into two main schools named after their most distinguished exponents: the Horatian and the Juvenalian. Horatian satire is mild and dedicated to the exposure of folly – the style of most of BBC Radio Four’s satirical material. Juvenalian satire attacks what is perceived as evil through savage ridicule, sarcasm, scorn and invective that is less easily perceptible as pure humour. It is this tradition that was maintained by such as Gillray, whose cartoons spared their subjects few blushes. At times, the Juvenalian tradition has been maintained by various underground magazines, and  by Private Eye, though today that organ seems less inclined to end up in the courts tussling with the likes of Goldsmith and Maxwell than was once the case. Nowadays, Juvenalian satire and the blogosphere have found themselves natural partners.

Today, in contrast to the satire boom of fifty years ago, there is no longer a secure establishment to lampoon. The modern political class is not the Alec Douglas-Home-style aristocracy, entrenched in centuries of tradition and permanence, but a creature of the middle classes with all the uncertainty and herd instinct that this implies. It bends to public opinion, to fashion, to focus groups and spin-doctors because its principal ideology is the gaining and maintaining of short-term power and money, rather than any more nebulous or lofty moral concept of politics. This makes it a difficult target for satirists.

The global shift of politics to the left, and the embrace by neoconservatives of the culture of the left, is a particular problem because most comedians and satirists are themselves of the left. They are forced either into a position of arguing that politicians are not left-wing enough, and espousing instead a form of utopian or populist socialism, or of turning away from politics for their material. Without the distinct characters of yesteryear, satirists are also faced with politicians who have limited recognition among the general public and few personally distinguishing features. There may be enough there to make the odd joke, but there is no longer enough there to fill an act or to be sure of laughter. And there is nothing remotely that would recapture the edginess and the danger that is satire’s lifeblood.

In this atmosphere, there will inevitably be some who will seek out a Juvenalian option. This alternative is to find whatever the modern establishment holds dear that has the reek of humbug and, once that soft underbelly is revealed, to wield the scalpel without fear or favour. This is a significantly bigger game than previously, because now what is being attacked is not merely politicians, but a much wider section of society itself; its mainstream media, its sacred cows, its common values, its morality and hypocrisy – indeed, the way we live now. The target is not simply those who are most prominent in the public eye, but others who, despite their media portrayal, may not perceive themselves in any way as being part of something that can be a legitimate subject for humour.

By nature, this is humour that can – indeed must – give offence. Because of this, the satirist who adopts the Juvenalian approach is ultimately playing with fire. It is this spirit that prompted Jyllands-Posten to publish cartoons criticizing Islam and Muhammed. It is this spirit that inspires Frankie Boyle’s more outrageous (and memorable) moments. And it is the same spirit that prompts Old Holborn. It is humour on a knife-edge, provocation taken to its limits, the tense anticipation of the verbal gladiator who has the plain courage to say to a baying crowd something he finds funny in the full knowledge that he will be lucky to escape unscathed from the aftermath.

In this battle of wits, the sledgehammer response of mere outrage cannot be sufficient, though it is the most frequent recourse for those who cannot match the satirist blow for blow. Most have not understood that they are participants in this particular game in the first place, let alone the rules of engagement. The Mail’s response certainly has nothing about it that inspires such confidence. Lazy clich├ęs about Mr Ambridge’s “gap-toothed” appearance and supposed resemblance to Coronation Street‘s Roy Cropper, his “dilapidated” home and his “battered” Toyota speak of journalistic desperation rather than insight.

It is worth noting that Old Holborn’s stance throughout his vicissitudes has been both consistent and dignified. He has constantly advocated free speech without boundaries. He is entirely happy for others to insult him or return his style of humour in kind. And he is astonishingly persistent.

On Twitter, Old Holborn has recently directed his invective towards the people of Liverpool. In the words of m’learned colleague David Davis, “Whatever it is that’s bad that happens to Liverpool, or its people, or the fans and supporters of LFC, it’s NOT their fault, OK, geddit?” The victimhood of Liverpool has attracted further comment here in the past. It seems that Old Holborn passed a few comments on Liverpudlian sensibilities one day and found that the reaction exceeded all expectations. Had those who read his Twitter account simply ignored or dismissed his comments, doubtless he would have moved on. But expressions of outrage, particularly when they are the bogus manifestations of the politically correct, are exactly the fuel that Juvenalian satire needs. They indicate that the target believes that they are entitled to special treatment; that they are above being ridiculed, and that they feel justified in silencing anyone who would disrupt that cosy arrangement. They are, in other words, the plainest sign imaginable that the satirist has hit home; that, as so often with humour, what is funny is funny because it reveals the truth.

As of last month, Old Holborn was on his 29th Twitter account; not only this, but he had spoken with the head of Twitter UK and the police regarding death and rape threats sent to Old Holborn and his family by online opponents. While the Mail is happy to report that Old Holborn’s opponents have made a complaint to the police about him, they fail to point out the full facts. Old Holborn may have offended many, but he has not threatened anyone. Rather, it is Old Holborn and his family who have been threatened with explicit and sickening violence. Being offensive, shocking or disturbing is permitted within the guidelines issued to the CPS in respect of the Malicious Communications Act.  Sending death threats most certainly is not.

“As an avid twitter commentator and satirist, I am regularly accused of being an abusive troll – mainly based on the fact that someone decides to take offense at something I’ve written and can’t be bothered to argue…

I receive death threats pretty much every day, as does my wife and family, employers, customers, the dog and anyone who knows me. We’ve all watched flame wars break out since the very first Compuserve account was launched – we all know there are idiots out there and we all know that making death threats is already illegal, so why the big fuss?

If we decide that Twitter is only for posting pictures of kittens and for celebrities to flog us more tat, we will have ruined one of the only free speech platforms we are still allowed to use. Yes, it can be ugly, like a loud row in a pub or fantastic as a method to interact socially and spread news and information and already has enough mechanisms built in to block abusive users or those who do not sing from your hymn sheet – anything further is simply a matter for the Police. Twitter is not a human right, free speech is.

Whilst Caitlin Moran struts around deciding what the rest of us can say on a free medium, Governments are itching to slap another level of moderation on what we can and cannot say to each other. Do we really want celebrities, backed up by arse licking Politicians to be the arbiters of free speech? Abusive, offensive, shocking and rude tweets are all perfectly legal. Death threats are not.
Offence isn’t given, it’s taken. Everyone has the right to be offended, but by the same token everyone has the right to offend. After all it is only words on a screen.

Free speech is either free or it isn’t. You can’t say “I believe in free speech but…” It just doesn’t work that way.

If the publicity given to Old Holborn – both today and on Thursday night’s Tonight programme on ITV (he persuaded ITV to send a limousine to collect him for the interview) – gets that message across more clearly, it will be more than welcome. He adds, “On Friday, I think the media will know what trolling actually is as I relax on a Greek beach. See how it works yet?”

Reproduced from the very excellent  Libertarian Alliance Blog


Anonymous,  9 September 2013 at 21:35  

Juvenile? What, he touches kids now?! Scouse kids? Fackin pedalos!

Rickie,  10 September 2013 at 06:37  

What a surprise!!, not one blogger host has the bollocks to tell Old Holborn what they think of him on his blog.

what about the blogroll list?, where are you?, and all the rest of the shits who hosts blogs and post similar trolling.

Nothing to say pathetic shits ?, has anyone got the balls to break ranks of the incestous blogs clique and say what they feel.

Newbies to blogs who have stumbled on this blog because of the publicity should be aware dozens of blog hosts are scared shitless of supporting old Holborn because of the publicity, and equally scared of posting their disgust because the rest of the blogging clique will not never forgive a traitor amongst its ranks.

My view is old holborn is a naive piss taking pillock and far more ugly than i expected and probably still hasnt realised after his 15 mins of fame that the hatred from scoucers will probably never stop, i reckon that greek beach may be a permanent residence soon.

Bloggers when the big story broke in kept quiet and hid.

Silenced by the shame of supporting OH or by being gutless shits worried about breaking the golden rule of never disagreeing with a fellow blogger.


Anonymous,  10 September 2013 at 06:55  

Haha see my post from last night has been removed. Gutless coward.

Anonymous,  10 September 2013 at 09:51  

Well done OH.

You must be doing something right, the useful idiots and the establishment are apoplectic with faux rage.

These ad-hominem attacks reinforce their lack of substantial arguments.

You’ve been consistent defender of liberty in the face of idiocy and statism. And a comedy genius with it too. A very British Bastiat.

lilith 10 September 2013 at 09:55  

You're great OH. A breath of fresh air. Don't stop.

Anonymous,  10 September 2013 at 10:36  

Odd how my comment (also) disappeared from yesterday.

John S

Dazed And Confused 10 September 2013 at 11:03  

@ Rickie...

You're a fucking prick....

A bloggers prerequisite is to say what they feel......It's called free speech, and whether or not a blogger agrees with what others opine, it's not our job to judge them...

Obviously you disagree with this fundamental right in a free society, or you wouldn't be spewing above like a spoilt brat...

So let's guess.....You're one of the scouser brigade, that is self righteously up in arms, because not everyone wants to canonise the Hillsborough dead as untouchable saints....

Let's talk about Scouse fans shall we?....When I followed England abroad, the first thing that I was warned from all and fucking sundry was to have nothing to do with Scousers.....They robbed, they stole, they bumped their bar and restaurant bills and left all other England saps to carry the can...They ponced, they pick pocketed fellow England fans at any given opportunity, and so essentially they were ostracised by their fellow Countrymen where-ever they roamed...

What happened at Hillsborough was a tragady for the families that lost loved ones.....What happened at Heysel was manslaughter carried out by the same Liverpool supporters of which you seem to think are untouchable saints...

Go fuck yourself...

Ethan Edwards,  10 September 2013 at 13:40  

OH - If the reader is offended then don't read it just feck off. Meanwhile I myself enjoy the blog.

Fabian assholes are the ones who decide if they don't like oh say Blackcurrant Jam that it must be banned for everyone. Personally I'd like to take the Fabian assholes outside and shoot them all.

You keep going mate.

Rickie,  10 September 2013 at 14:33  

Bloggers( blog owners) unfortunatley don't say what they feel, it's not real free speech but a bastardised version of it.

The blogging game is a visitor stats and a back slapping pen pals numbers game which only happens when you agree with each other, that's why extreme themed threads such as this "scouse" one only get agreement in the comments from named bloggers, the only negative stuff is from anonymouses which of course is completely different to the Daily mail hundreds of honest truthfull free speech which has opinion divided.

It's as if every blog host is a member of parliment of the the blogger party where they toe the line and keep the golden rule of agreement with the blog hosts view.

It's pathetic that Old Holorn who is a very well known blogger to probably dozens and dozens of blog hosts gets himself in this media mess and is ignored by the clique who spout on about free speech but haven't the bollocks to exercise it on the biggest story for years in blogland.

Free speech and blog hosts , don't make me laugh, they all piss in the same pot of big mouthed keyboard warriors who fucking hide and go dumb when its one of their own in the dock. OH has been charged with being an offensive vile troll who has made outrageous comments about the dead.

What do you say blogroll, blog hosts. go on you know what free speech is on climate change ,politics, smoking, crime what about Old Holborn??

Anonymous,  10 September 2013 at 15:07  

If you want to know what it feels to be fucked up the arse carry on reading this sodomitic blog.


Richard Carey 10 September 2013 at 18:10  


I'm really sure what point you're making. I'm not gonna bother to leap to OH's defence every time someone attacks him, but I can always refer the inquisitive to the defence I wrote some months ago, when this particular story was hot. The Daily Mail are very late to this party.

CrazyDaisy 10 September 2013 at 18:45  


You're a man of principle and honour. Pity a few MPs can't take your lead. Been reading your stuff for 5 or 6 years, you've always made sense to me & awakened the wider visiting web.

Stay safe & well.


Rickie,  11 September 2013 at 06:47  

Take a look at all the libertarian bloggers, the freedom brigade, no to the nanny staters, free speech mongers, no nonsense tough talking internet warriors all gathering around Old Holborn back in feb 28, 2010 for his Nick Hogan Campaign.

What about now tough warriors? Old Holborn has shat out his reply or john kersey did it for him and you gutless cretins many who still host blogs or twitter accounts and are fully aware of the media storm have gone silent and wont back him or attack him on his blog, he his getting no support from you shits, i expect Old holby thought he would lead the rebellion with his trusty blogroll mates following him into battle.....he knows different now, lol.

These bloggers have been around for years spouting shite about the public rising and overthrowing the government, telling us all to ignore health advice, not to pay taxes, who to vote for.

What happens when one of their own clique gets slaughtered in the media on a controversial subject?

they haven't got the bollocks to offer an opinion, any opinion. nothing fuck all, so much for new world order which is coming soon

Dazed and Confused you have my respect for offering an opinion this time, as you also did back in 2010.

Old Holborn you are on your own with this shitstorm you have kicked up, blog hosts have bottled it,no support. no advice, no opinion...gutless fakes that's what they are. Have you thought about political asylum in kcackistan?, thats my advice.


The Filthy Engineer 11 September 2013 at 09:28  

Rickie is one of the left persuasion who spout "I believe in free speech, BUT".

Anonymous,  11 September 2013 at 11:24  

LOL nice trolling rickie mate

Anonymous,  11 September 2013 at 12:48  




EthanEdwards,  11 September 2013 at 13:46  

I see the 'Coallition of the witless' is out in force again. Poor OH to suddenly attract such pratts, well thats the MSM readers for you.

Anonymous,  11 September 2013 at 17:24  

I want to know once and for all:

Zaphod 11 September 2013 at 17:49  

You seem to have upset a few people, Old Holborn.

But one can't make an omelette without offending a few eggs.

Keep it up! :-)


Anonymous,  11 September 2013 at 19:53  

OH you seem to be upsetting a few mongs Keep at it

Anonymous,  11 September 2013 at 20:26  

Really go fuck yourself cheeky fucking cunt

DtP,  11 September 2013 at 20:35  

I think young Rickie may be a Scouse leftie with a penchant for cocks, bless.

All the best OH.

Anonymous,  11 September 2013 at 21:03  






Choice Cut,  11 September 2013 at 21:35  

Piss off, you dim Scouse Mong.

Radical Rodent 11 September 2013 at 22:36  

If the police had not been at Hillsborough, how many more would have died?

If the "fans" had not been there, how many would have lived?

I suspect that what you refer to as “justice” is another excuse for a hand-out from the tax-payer.

Like him or loathe him, OH is exercising his right to free speech; that you might not like it does not make it a crime. OH will give you every opportunity to offer an alternative point of view; that you should resort to insults and invective really goes to show that you have no argument.

Righteous,  12 September 2013 at 06:25  

I agree, it would be more "just" if the Police used Cattle prods and teargas on Scousers to stop them stampeding and killing each other. On the other hand...

Anonymous,  12 September 2013 at 07:29  

Piss off you dim scouse mong you are calling it the right of free speech all it smacks off is hatred for Liverpool and it's people. Old Holborn is very deluded when he comes across with his scousers have a victim mentality as soon as he has a back lash he's the first to go crying now isn't that proof that he has a victim mentality all he's attracted is scum to his Blog people who think it's right to mock the dead

Righteous,  12 September 2013 at 10:10  

Actually, we're mocking YOU because you are so dim and have a victim mentality. Reason they died is because they behaved worse than cattle and barged in. Civilised people do not barge, but you wouldn't know that. They also had to be segregated from the other football nutters or they would have started fighting for sure . Civilised people do not behave like that. Hillsborough was pretty much self-inflicted and no amount of whining will get you more Compo. You don't give a shit about the dead, you just want Lucre.

Radical Rodent 12 September 2013 at 11:23  

"…he's the first to go crying…"

Where do you see that?

Okay, so he expresses his dislike of those who threaten physical harm to him, his family, friends and acquaintances. That is your idea of “going crying”?

Righteous does have a good point – you are showing a dimness that would make Bash Street’s Smiffy embarrassed.

Liverpool once was one of the powerhouses of the world, but, largely thanks to socialism, it has destroyed itself, and has become as city that is perpetually demanding its “rights”, regardless of entitlement; a city living in perpetual victimhood. In terms you might understand, it is a city with a complex as bizarre as Huhne’s – after breaking the law, then lying and lying and lying yet more, it is not his fault. For Liverpool, it is not your fault that you have a reputation as aggressive, thieving, lying scumbags, it is someone else’s fault. It is always someone else’s fault.

Anonymous,  12 September 2013 at 11:26  

And you can provide cold hard facts to prove this or just an opinion.
Where as the facts are out about Hillsborough and has proven to be a police and government cover up. Some brain dead people just like yourself wish to ignore facts and live in their own little world of make believe. It's nothing about compensation its about justice and the people responsible being held accountable for their actions. When you've actually done your research come back and we'll gateway proper discussion about it.

Anonymous,  12 September 2013 at 13:02  

Rodent boy. Again you come across like all the others on here who knows bugger all about Liverpool apart from what you wish to believe. If Liverpool was full of thieves etc there would be hundreds of thousands of scousers doing time behind bars fact is there isn't. As for the threats I don't condone these threats and yes on his twitter feed he has gone on about going to police. Well my opinion is if your gonna come out with views like his then be man enough to face the back lash that is gonna come your way if not shut ya bloody mouth.

Anonymous,  12 September 2013 at 13:38  

The people that made Liverpool the great and prosperous city port it once was ARE ALL DEAD.

Now it's full of scroungers and thieves that by mere chance were born in that city after their benefit grubbing unwed mothers pitched up to take the stolen money doled out by vote grabbing socialists.

Radical Rodent 12 September 2013 at 14:08  

…you can provide cold hard facts to prove this…

And where are those that OH “went crying”? In the case of OH, that he should fear physical assault on those connected to him, and seek some sort of protection from such attack does make sense. That he has endured threats like that for some time does indicate that there is something about the threat that causes him to think it might be more serious.

I have spent a lot of time in Liverpool, and watched as the entire city committed slow suicide in the 1960s and 70s. Now it is filled with the hard of thinking, such as yourself, forever looking for someone else to blame for their self-inflicted misfortunes.

Face up to it, Liverpool DOES have a very bad reputation of lying, thieving, scumbags always looking for a fight, and the reason why the thieves in Liverpool are not in prison is that they have created their own prison – the city itself!

Radical Rodent 12 September 2013 at 14:16  

To offer a little trope that appears to be almost exclusive my own: offense cannot be given; offense can only be taken.

(Which could explain the situation of Liverpool – Scousers cannot resist taking anything that is left lying around!)

Anonymous,  12 September 2013 at 14:33  

Well what physical assault did he receive verbal yes physical no. And all stems from his big mouth. Fact. As for you view on Liverpool your talking of the 60s and 70s Liverpool has changed massively in the 40 or 50 years since you was there so again your backside is speaking. Massive redevelopment has occurred over the last 10 to 20 years and the city was European capital of culture in 2008 so to me it seems you are living in the past or in fact never been there at all. So again if you can come across with some strong evidence of how bad it is we will then have a discussion. Also for your information I'm not from Liverpool.

Radical Rodent 12 September 2013 at 15:27  

Events might follow verbal abuse that leads the potential victim with the impression that the abuse might soon become physical. Would you ignore that threat (“’cos you is a M-a-a-n!”), or would you “go crying” to the police?

You may not be from Liverpool, but you certainly seem one of the hard of thinking.

Anonymous,  12 September 2013 at 16:18  

In your opinion rodent boy because you are only following your own views and opinions and don't like anyone or anything that disagrees with you in your little world. As you state above that may happen but no real man should be putting his family in the line of fire just to suit his agenda. Out of all this its his family and colleges who I feel sorry for as it is him who put them in this awkward situation which he has no right to do freedom of speech or not. So hey when you've had your next lot of meds think about it your a grown man in your 60s age judging by the fact you were around in the 60s. To me your the one who is hard of thinking maybe the dementia is starting to kick in.

Radical Rodent 12 September 2013 at 17:06  

Yes. In my opinion. You might be amazed to find out that most people follow their own opinion. I am not overly bothered if others do not hold similar views or opinions – like, it’s not exactly the end of the world, is it? Some of us are open-minded enough to allow others to influence our opinion; that is one of the many pleasures of discussion, it allows other views and opinions into your life. However, some have minds so tightly shut a black hole seems pretty easy to escape from in comparison. Which are you? Let us allow any others reading this to judge that one.

Righteous,  12 September 2013 at 17:23  

LOL, it's OH's fault that he gets death threats?
No, you thick Mong, it's the thick slime who made the death threats who is at fault for making the fucking death threats!

Anonymous,  12 September 2013 at 17:47  

So rodent boy all opinion no facts and yes righteous it is his fault the facts are there you thick cunt. No big mouthed opinions no threats see the pattern numbnuts.

Anonymous,  12 September 2013 at 17:59  

Also when it comes to people like yourselves i only deal with facts which is obvious you lot don't like. And these responses are only proving who are the real aggressive retards. Well done boys may your bullshit legacy live on. When your long gone scousers will still be around so get over it.

Anonymous,  12 September 2013 at 19:14  

Get your hand cream and box of tissues ready boys good old piggy is on the telly soon xx

Anonymous,  12 September 2013 at 19:34  

Reminder: It was a CHICKEN CARCASS!

Anonymous,  12 September 2013 at 19:49  

It's official old Holborn doesn't give a shit about his family. Bravo old chap bravo. Some man you are.

Anonymous,  12 September 2013 at 20:01  

When freedom of speech is gone, those in power will do ANYTHING, unchecked. It could be your family they intern, it could be you. We are cattle to the ruling classes. If you are uncertain, read some history.

Anonymous,  12 September 2013 at 20:37  

I interpreted OH's family comment meaning he regards freedom of speech as extremely important. So much so that his, and everyone elses families are better off with him defending it. Ask the jews.

Radical Rodent 12 September 2013 at 21:05  

Quite right. Freedom of speech is ESSENTIAL. Should it cause offence to a few, hard luck; live with it, you shallow, shallow folk.

We are slowly being drip-fed the lie that freedom is granted by government. Wrong! – Freedom can only be removed by government, and the governments over the past decade have been chipping it away, with the brain-dead sheeple like the nameless whiner cheering every loss.

Like him or loathe him (and, to tell the truth, I do find him irritating at times), Old Holborn should be lauded for championing what your fore-fathers were prepared to sacrifice their lives for. To enlighten yourself, read T.E. Lawrence’s “Seven Pillars of Wisdom” to understand how FREEDOM is craved in so many parts of the world, yet many in this country want to chuck it aside in case it upsets someone.

Anonymous,  12 September 2013 at 21:47  

There's freedom of speech and there's piss taking he's his own worse enemy

Radical Rodent 12 September 2013 at 21:50  

If you don’t like him or his opinions, don’t read his posts. Simples.

Righteous,  12 September 2013 at 23:22  

How many Anonymongs are posting here? I am talking to the thick Scouser who thinks it's someone else's fault if scouse Mongs make death threats.
Well done, Loser, you just proved again how you think you are always innocent.

Anonymous,  13 September 2013 at 02:45  

If he wants to argue politics fine. But why on earth accuse parents of being at fault for the death of their child, simply because they live in Liverpool.
When his daughter was assaulted was it his fault, should he have chosen a school nearer to his 'delapated' house. If she had been murdered that day. Would anyone have said it was his fault? I very much doubt it.
In my humble opinion I think he needs some sort of psychiatric assessment. As do many of his followers.
For so called libertarians, wanting freedom you all seem to need him as your leader.
In the words of Brian's mum 'He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy. Now piss off'. actually he's not a boy he's a very sad, twisted old man.

Leg-iron 13 September 2013 at 03:25  

I believe Annie Lennox predicted this whole sorry episode -

Tweet memes are made of this. Who am I to diss a tweet? I babbled for years without making a scene - but everybody's offended by something. Some people want to tweet you. Creepy ones want to get tweeted by you. Some of them want to abuse you. Some see profit in being abused.

That, I am led to believe, is proper 'trolling'.

Movin' on...

Anonymous,  13 September 2013 at 05:08  

Leg-iron as co author of the blog, you have chosen not to condem the gap toothed pig face troll and his vile attacks on grieving families from liverpool

Shame on you

Anonymous,  13 September 2013 at 07:46  

Righteous once a bonehead always a bonehead you are indeed the mong here

Righteous,  13 September 2013 at 09:22 says a thick Scouser who doesn't even have the courage to have a Moniker.
The kind of slimy little Coward who makes death threats.

Ciaran Goggins,  13 September 2013 at 10:42  

Delhi gang rape: Four sentenced to deat

According to some statistics I made up earlier, 98% of rapes in India are, in fact, false accusations and the rest are simply buyer's remorse...

Anonymous,  13 September 2013 at 13:26  

As I've once said I'm not a scouser why have a moniker righteous doesn't exactly say who you are does it. Your the fucking idiot who's been roped in by a bigot who hides behind his wife or should I now say who doesn't care about his wife and kids. If he cared for them he'd think twice before he opens his mouth. Sometimes free speech can go to far and one day he will. As I have said I feel sorry for his family as it will end up being them who will feel the brunt of his stupidity in the end. As for you not once have you tried to back up your argument with facts only insults because I'm not in agreement with you which shows how small minded you really are. When your balls finally drop and you make that jump from childhood into adulthood I may just have a civilised debate with you.

Righteous,  13 September 2013 at 13:35  

Well for a start, Simpleton, I have no idea which particular anonymong is addressing me here. It's however obvious you are one that thinks making death threats is OK and just "one of those things".
It's your kind of whimpish appeasing that has made GB into a Nanny state.
BTW, I'm one of the people who is forced to pay for the existence of these lazy Scouse Losers and their vile spawn.

Anonymous,  13 September 2013 at 14:37  

Well well well so much hatred from you righteous, which steams from your incapability to to have an adult debate. No one has said it is OK to give out death threats only it is his fault he is receiving them. Which part of that do you fail to understand? Whimpish? You my friend are the biggest pussy on here, hench the reason why you are constantly sucking on old hollies ollies. Well with the last bit you surely are deluded as I know that this site it based on peoples own personalised xenophobic veiws and not cold hard facts, just ask your friend rodent boy. You my dear know I am right, which is why I anger you so again, if you want to debate in an adult manner I will come back later when you have gulped down the latest mouthful of holborns gooey substance. If not toddle back to the little hole you come up known as holborns rectum. XXX

Anonymous,  13 September 2013 at 15:24  

"his fault he is receiving them"

Curious, so the people making these death threats are automaton that bear no responsibility for their actions - or maybe they're children, or at least child like.

Which would account for their reaction when they decide they are offended and go out of their way to say something aggressive to someone whose opinion seems to be so important to them they get very upset that it is different to their own.

Such extreme threats must mean that OH's opinion is extremely important to them. I wonder why they hold him in such high regard? If they didn't they would have ignored him. But that would have been the mature reasoned thing to do. Hence they must be child like.

Radical Rodent 13 September 2013 at 15:37  

If he cared for them he'd think twice before he opens his mouth...

That sounds very much like a threat.

So, you are saying that free speech should not be allowed, if such offends you. OH is exercising his right to free speech; if you do not agree with him, you can throw all the insults you want at him, it will be like water of a duck’s back. However, that is not good enough for you; you have been offended by what he had to say; he is not offended by your reply. That does not satisfy you – you want him to suffer, preferably physically. If can’t get him, go for his family – I mean, they deserve it don’t they, ‘cos they know someone who upset you! That’ll learn him!

You cannot see our freedoms being chipped away, can you? This is but another in the erosion, and one that you seem happy to take part in. Perhaps you subscribe to the notion of our erstwhile masters: if you do precisely what they say, the weight of the chains will not hurt you.

Anonymous,  13 September 2013 at 16:46  

Rodent boy its totally unlike you to use fabrication to suit your agenda now isn't it. You again talk about freedom of speech but yet on here I've had posts deleted and get shot down whenever I post and have it fabricated to suit individual needs. So the question lies with. Where's my freedom of speech on here. Yes I forgot I don't have any because I don't match your agenda. Hypocrites.

Radical Rodent 13 September 2013 at 20:34  

Well, unfortunately, you cannot prove you have contributed a post that has since been deleted, so we won’t go there. What am I fabricating? That freedom is a reality that the government can only remove? That the freedoms this country has uniquely enjoyed for centuries are being chipped away with ever-more vigour? While I do not agree with you, I am not trying to silence you, though I suspect you would love to silence me.

You may enjoy the prospect of the chafing of chains; I do not relish the thought. For that reason, I have no wish to prevent others from expressing opinions that I might find irritating or alarming.

You can respond to this with all the vitriol you can muster, but do not expect me to respond; I tire of talking to a wall.

Anonymous,  13 September 2013 at 21:36  

Rodent Boy, Yes unfortunately I cannot prove about a post that is no longer there. But as the posts above suggest, there is another who has claimed to of having a post removed. You ask what you are fabricating? Well my new found friend, you are fabricating my words to make them suit your agenda and you have fabricated the truth to suit your views on the people of Liverpool as you have wholeheartedly admitted in a previous post. No one anywhere is trying to silence you or the petty pip squeak known as righteous who claims only naughty scousers have tempers, but yet he has shown evidence of a severe temperament with each and every post that goes beyond his deluded beliefs. You do not again wish to talk to the wall you call me such, because you know you cannot win with me, you cannot defeat the power of the truth. So back to your little bubble you go and it must pain you to think that back in 1914-1918 and 1939-1945 many people from Liverpool (thousands) were fighting and falling along side their fellow countrymen for King and country and helped (and still fight in Her Majesty's forces to this day) to give you what you have today. that freedom you call FREE SPEECH

Anonymous,  13 September 2013 at 21:48  

Again reading through your posts Rodent Boy you seems to forget that our debate has been about the people of Liverpool. Now looking back I see you mention the government over and over, the same government the Old Holborn pulls down as such, the same government the families of the Hillsborough victims have been fighting against all these years. So being someone who supports the HJC who have fought against the government all these years, I would like to ask 'Is The Enemy of My Enemy, My Enemy?'.

Radical Rodent 13 September 2013 at 22:24  

The truth will always out. You will not win because of “truth”, you will only “win” because you are a brick, hence my reference to talking to a wall. Play tennis against a wall – every shot you play at it will be returned, until you slip and miss; who is the better tennis player?

Do you deny that the people of Liverpool have a reputation for being lying, thieving, drunken louts? Whether you feel it is not deserved, and are feel aggrieved when it is repeated, the fact is that they do.

I grieve for those of this country who fought and died in the many wars of our past – and even more so for those in the more pointless wars of the present. I have little doubt many would weep at how we seem to be so happy to throw away the freedoms they fought for, all for the sake of a bit of “security” so thoughtfully provided by The State.

Anonymous,  13 September 2013 at 22:48  

Only a handful of people like you share this view about scousers Rodent Boy and it is called xenophobia. Anyone anywhere can be a drunken lout, people like you pin point a certain place because you have an agenda you need to fulfil. Sorry but an area I have to disagree is not I'm not a brick or a wall. It is the fact I can back up what I say with facts that provide the truth that can counter act the argument you have against me. On to Louts. In my life experience the biggest drunken louts I've come across have been our celtic friends the Scots and the Irish but they are still fantastic people. I like the next person cannot stand drunken louts (I don't drink myself) etc but hey, I'm not going to tar the rest of the people from a certain area with the same brush because a few idiots.

Anonymous,  13 September 2013 at 22:54  

Yes so I am admitting that Liverpool does have it's fair share of louts, but so does everywhere else. I now live in a village in Norfolk not to far from where Holborn lives (should I say an hour to hour and a half drive away, oh and my wife is from the same neck of the woods as him). Fuck me it has it's fair share of drug dealers and even a convicted murderer is walking the streets, but because it a village with limited police presence it goes un noticed.

Radical Rodent 13 September 2013 at 23:10  

Only a handful of people […] share this view about scousers…

So, why does the 3 scousers sketch raise such howls of laughter?

“Phobia”, by the way, is from the Greek for “an irrational fear” (hence claustrophobia, arachnophobia, etc.); where have I shown an irrational fear?

Not sure what agenda you think I have – perhaps Agenda 21? (Look it up.)

I, too, know a lot of Scots and Irish, and have enjoyed their company, as I have many from Merseyside; and yes, you are right – that does not mean that they are all of the same tar – I mean, we all know what sailors are like, don’t we? (nudge, nudge)

Leg-iron 14 September 2013 at 02:02  

Anonymous, 13 September 2013 05:08 - if you want me to write what you want written, I will, after we discuss fees and you pay them. I am a mercenary writer and I will write what you pay for.

If you are not paying, fuck off and write it yourself.

That is how real life works. Inconvenient for you sad little drones but there it is.

Another little song to wind up your tired and sad life -

It is not about you. Despite your insistent and demented fantasy, neither is any part of reality at all. nothing is about you. You do not matter to anyone on any level at all.

Your move, Dick.

Anonymous,  14 September 2013 at 05:53  

Liverpool, are you still banging on about this? don't you have giros to collect or something?

Ken Dodd,  14 September 2013 at 10:45  

@Anon - 05.53 - no, it's Saturday so it's boozing followed by football followed by boozing then either arrest on the way home to beat the wife or arrest after a bit of domestic violence. It's just their way.

Anon 5:08,  14 September 2013 at 12:36  

@Leg-iron, you are co author of this blog, it is your choice wether you choose to condem Old Holborn for his vile comments directed at grieving families or not

Your choice is to post jokes and You Tube clips and demand money and try to enter into some kind of gameplay.


I am not interested in your trolling and out of respect for the grieving families of liverpool i hope you will not post any more jokes.

Radical Rodent 14 September 2013 at 13:05  

Ooh, Leggy! It looks that your card may be marked, too: “Ve know vere you liff!”

Oh, it is so sad, that they cannot see the irony in the threats they make in comparisons with the regimes they profess to despise. In thirty seconds, try to name countries where free speech is or was NOT permitted… the immediate answers come up: USSR, Nazi Germany, China, Burma (Myanmar), Zimbabwe, most Arab countries. Anon and friends want us to have that sort of regime? Probably, so long as it prevents people saying things that might upset them – but, when they eventually realise it will also restrict what THEY can say, I suspect they will find that we were right, even if they will never be able to admit it.

Ken Dodd – 14 September 2013 10:45. A great guy, and a scouse from the old mould (he probably would find your comment amusing); the new mould, however, would appear to be tragically flawed, and will fume.

If the families are still grieving – after 24 years! – then there is definitely something wrong. I know others who have suffered similar loss more recently who have grieved and moved on; there will always remain a hole in their lives, and anniversaries can be very hard, but it does not remain the only reason for their existence.

Ciaran Goggins 14 September 2013 at 16:00

"The close-knit community in the neighbouring streets was left in shock at the death of the family"

Jah, looking at dis picture it looks to me liek de community came out in their close-knit pyjamas, innit....

Willy J McBride 14 September 2013 at 16:34  

Wonder how sonny Jim will cope on Mon 23rd Sept when Daddy gets debagged publically?

Righteous,  14 September 2013 at 17:57  

@Anon 5:08

Who gives a shit what you "NOTED" you poxy little LOSER. You do know the IPs are logged here?
So now you better fucking hope nobody does anything to Leg-Iron because you'll take the blame,you Dimshit-head.

Leg-iron 14 September 2013 at 19:24  

Anon 5:08

NOTED, eh? You do fancy yourself as the new Gestapo, don't you?

'Vot is your name?'

'Don't tell him, Pike!'

As for 'demanding money', if you want me to write to your specification and instruction then I expect to be paid for it. That is not a 'demand', it is how real life actually works. When someone wants me to write something specific, they pay me to do it and I make sure to point out that the writing has been funded, and who it's funded by. Otherwise I write what I choose.

I choose to neither condemn nor support OH's words because I am not on Twatter and have therefore seen only the cherry-picked ones in the Daily Mail. Also because what OH says and does is none of my damn business. I am not responsible for him and he is not responsible for me. We've never even met in real life, you know.

Free speech does not mean 'everyone has to say what you want them to say'.

As for making jokes, I find it intensely ironic that you wish to silence joke-speech with threats, even where the jokey comments make no reference to any event or any person.

Make another note. Make all the notes you want. Trawl all my posts and comments for something you can take out of context and pretend to be offended. It's been tried before, more than once, so you might want to save yourself all that effort.

But then, maybe you'll get lucky. Then you can call the Daily Mail again. Won't that be fun?

Radical Rodent 14 September 2013 at 21:40  

Calm down, Leggy. Calm down.

That these people cannot see the similarity between what they want and what Pol Pot, Mugabe, et al want goes way over their heads, and they cannot see why we do not want that prospect. All they can see, in their tight, tiny minds, is a comment that they can – if they really stretch what imaginations they have – find something offensive. Though they might not realise it, they are aware that they will NEVER be able to offend the likes of you or I, which is why they have to resort to threats of violence, with the very real prospect following it with actual violence.

Anonymous,  14 September 2013 at 22:30  

@ Rodent Boy, so you use a comedy show to try to prove that all people share the same view of scousers. Doesn't it register to you that people laughed because it was indeed funny? Many friends in Liverpool thought it was funny and to this day one of my favourite TV comedy moments is Harry Enfields 'Scousers Go To That London', hardly means over half a million people are the same as the 3 characters. If this was the case then the likes of Halle Berry (yes her mum was a scouser who moved to America), Mike Myers (Austin Powers, Waynes World), Jason Issacs (Harry Potter), Gary Barlow (Take That) and many more famous people who have been born to scouse parents (Link to Liverpool Actors Also add to that singers from Liverpool hold the record of having the most UK Number 1s than anywhere else in the country. Hardly a city of thickos is it???

Also read the Wikipedia articles below. Hardly a bad place now is it and your wrong Liverpool's people aren't decedents of sailors.

P.S. If Liverpool was really that bad I doubt Hollywood actors such as Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Clive Owen, Daniel Craig, Mike Myers would be regular visitors to the city now would they? Oh also just to add films such as Sherlock Holmes, Captain America, Fast and Furious 6 (parts filmed), Harry Potter (parts filmed) wouldn't have been filmed there either.

I rest my case! And bid you farewell.

Yes indeed it does come across on here (from people like yourself) as being xenophobic towards scousers. Please read the following which constitutes as a form of xenophobia:

'Discriminating is the act where stereotyping is the thought process.'

Anonymous,  14 September 2013 at 22:40  

@ Rodent

EDIT: Yes indeed it does come across on here (from people like yourself) as being xenophobic towards scousers. Please read the following which constitutes as a form of xenophobia:

'Discriminating is the act where stereotyping is the thought process.'

This should have been at the top of the post.

Radical Rodent 14 September 2013 at 23:01  

…films such as Sherlock Holmes, Captain America, Fast and Furious 6… Proof? Oh, yes – you still have the “souvenirs” you found lying around, eh?

The reason why people find the 3 scousers funny is that they are stereotypes – i.e. they are icons of a people that can be identified; hence, Frenchmen wear striped tops and berets, with a string of onions around their necks? Does this offend the French? Hopefully! And don’t mention ze var!

You are a clockwork toy, boy, and people are finding very difficult to resist winding you up – it works every time!

Anonymous,  15 September 2013 at 00:13  

@ Rodent boy here you go

See your talking shit again hey?

Also Scenes of Alfie starring Jude Law were shot on Formby beach North Liverpool oh and how can I forget The 51st State with Robert Carlyle and Samuel L Jackson and again Sherlock Holmes 2 the home of Holmes and Watson was a house in Rodney Street Liverpool.

Looks like your the one who's wound up my friend!

Now go pull your head out of your arse! I'm done toying with you!

Righteous,  15 September 2013 at 08:58  

LOL! What a smalldick! You're the one that keeps getting offended, Anonyscouseloser.
Like films don't get shot in most cities, DUH.

Longrider 15 September 2013 at 10:46  

Jeebus, but there's some idiocy on display here. We see again the righteous demands for condemnation - for if you do not condemn, you condone. It does not occur to the hard of thinking that life is not a dichotomy and that it is possible to neither condemn, nor condone; indeed, to be indifferent.

Like Leg Iron, I don't use Twitter, so did not see the comments. I have no particular desire to. I am indifferent. If someone says something unpleasant about scousers, so what? I don't care. If some people take offence at those comments, it is because they have chosen to. Offence is not given, it is taken and only a fool chooses to take it. And a supreme fool who takes it on behalf of someone else.

Radical Rodent 15 September 2013 at 14:41  

Next you will be telling us that Liverpool has produced some famous singers and pop groups, and expect us to believe it! Get real.

As others keep pointing out, it is you who is the one wound up and taking offence at every perceived slight. As Longrider has pointed out, most of us are really indifferent to the cause of your histrionics, we are just enjoying watching you explode with every riposte. I do have an ulterior motive, as I am enjoying being referred to as “boy” – though the accuracy of the gender reference is actually irrelevant, the idea allows me to revert to youth; it was not misspent enough, so I need to catch up.

Anonymous,  15 September 2013 at 14:48  

An Odd Ode to Buggery

Anal sex is what I want to see,
anal sex in a lavatory,
up the bum,
reach around and make me come,
anal sex and sodomy.

Leapy Lea

Anonymous,  15 September 2013 at 21:43  

@ Rodent, again you are being a silly boy, please elaborate where I have exploded as you say. All I have tried to do is educate you. You refuse to believe the truth. to which on many occasions I have provided evidence. You don't like it fair enough.

BTW most famous group in the world ever The Beatles. Enough said.

Believe what you want to believe, my deluded friend. And please flea Righteous, he seems to be getting a tad too irritated.

Righteous,  15 September 2013 at 21:57  

Thing about the Beatles is that they GTFfed out of Liverpool pronto. Even Macca went to live mainly in E.Sussex

Anonymous,  16 September 2013 at 01:09  

Is this still going on.

Its not exactly bloody rocket science, if someone says things you don't like don't listen, if they write things you don't like don't read them...fuck me how much simpler could it be.

Ignoring what you don't want to read or listen to is one of the last remaining freedoms, which i fully expect to be made illegal at some point in the future, in case the brainwashed bloody legion get round to thinking for themselves for the first time in their useless twattish lives.


Anonymous,  16 September 2013 at 11:55  

"Ignoring what you don't want to read or listen to is one of the last remaining freedoms..."

Not until kids leave skool it isn't!

Ciaran Goggins,  16 September 2013 at 12:50  

Muslim family's fury after Morrisons sold them cheese and onion pasty with non-halal meat in it... then offered them ALCOHOL as an apology

"The devout Khan family was 'highly insulted' by Morrisons supermarket over the meat and alcohol double offence to their culture and religion."

Jah, this is an OUTRAGE !!!

As a founder member of the Stop Meat in Halal Pasties campaign, me shall be blogging about this on my award winning Blogge that no fucker ever reads, innit.....

Willy J McBride,  16 September 2013 at 16:43  

You ought to go on Twitter Degsy!

Anonymous,  17 September 2013 at 18:10  

It was blowing a bit today and wet so I thought I'd walk home through the woods to avoid getting too wet. Lo and behold as I was walking along I was greeted by the spectacle of a very young black guy, in his early teens, fucking a middle aged blonde woman up against a tree. The kid was only slightly build but had a cock on him like a five year old child's forearm and clenched fist. You could see this huge ebony cock pistoning in and out of the moaning woman like a steam hammer, while sticky fluid ran down the woman's legs like goo.

I averted my eyes and walked on quickly only then noticing that my face was flushed and my heart was pounding.

What a day!

Chantelle Small

Fred Barclay 18 September 2013 at 14:43  

My secret plan to secretly fund the EDL using secret funds from a secret bank account that I channeled through a money laundering operation from my secret base in a hollowed out volcano on Brecqhou has been ruined !

I would have gotten away with it as well if it wasn't the tireless investigative journalism by that pesky meddling award-winning blogger Ciaran Goggins.....


Willy J McBride,  18 September 2013 at 17:14  

Don't run - you will only die tired.

NHS Psychiatrist,  18 September 2013 at 19:18  

They're not laughing *with* you Ciaran, they're laughing *at* you.....

Willy J McBride,  18 September 2013 at 20:06  

Panic buttons only work inside the house Degsy - or do you intend to stay at Number 9 forever? Hope Ginger Jim likes the film crew that will be coming to his workplace (pavement only as agreed with Sarah Hamlin).

Air Miles Goggins,  19 September 2013 at 15:39  

Baby's body found on Shipley waste site

Jah, dis is wot 'appens wen de NHS won't provide me bredrin wiv gender specific abortions in line wiv their religious beliefs an shit, innit....

In other news, I am making preparations for yet another imaginary trip.....

Anonymous,  19 September 2013 at 18:45  

There are too many nigger Muslims in this country who should sling their hook. Down with niggers and down with Muslims! These fucking bastards are the scum of the Earth!

Paris Claimant

Anonymous,  19 September 2013 at 18:46  

My cock may be small but I've got big balls which stick together in the hot weather like toffee apples!

Mohammed El Fayed

Anonymous,  19 September 2013 at 18:47  

Where the white women at? I'm in the mood for some rapin'.

Nigger Muslim

Ciaran Goggins,  20 September 2013 at 12:51  

Whilst you are claiming to be on your imaginary trip its vitally important that you maintain a convincing period of 'radio silence' so that it really does seem as though you are travelling to your chosen imaginary destination.....

Ciaran Goggins,  20 September 2013 at 13:34  

Tunisian girls return home pregnant after 'sexual jihad' in Syria

"A number of Tunisian girls who had travelled to Syria to perform "sexual jihad" there have returned back home pregnant, Tunisian Interior Minister Lotfi Bin Jeddo said on Thursday.

The Tunisian girls "are (sexually) swapped between 20, 30, and 100 rebels and they come back bearing the fruit of sexual contacts in the name of sexual jihad and we are silent doing nothing and standing idle," the non-partisan minister said during an address to the National Constituent Assembly."

I tried to offer my services on ym recent imaginary trip to the Turkish/Syrian border but unfortunately I got no offers....

Anonymous,  20 September 2013 at 14:12  

For a good time call 01366 377658 and ask for "Susan". (Labyboys) or "Leather Queens".

Anonymous,  20 September 2013 at 15:23  

I think Roman Catholic priests have a hard time of it all in all, serving God and their community. Is it really asking too much to allow them to bugger the odd choirboy or fuck the odd choirgirl, recreationally, as a means of relaxation?

I think not.

Father Peter Bradshaw

Anonymous,  21 September 2013 at 09:31  

Fat ugly midget 53 years old but looks at least ten years older, likes imaginary travel to foreign countries and playing pocket billiards seeks ageing hooker for cuddles only, preferably in Essex area. She must not be adverse to putting up with poor body hygiene and listening to exaggerated tales of education achievement.
Apply by calling 07500575737 or 077868165149

Anonymous,  21 September 2013 at 09:50  

Mentally challenged metrosexual/homosexual midget with imaginary film crew seeks idea's for imaginary documentarys, is willing to pretend to travel to far off destinations. Please call 07500575737 or 07786819850.

Anonymous,  21 September 2013 at 15:22  

What are Ciaran (no balls)Goggins views on possibly soon becoming a permanent burden on the Nhs when he pays no British NI contributions? Private medical insurance..........? No this waste of human organs is without funds or a functioning brain.

Det Con Pearson,  21 September 2013 at 17:25  

Oh dear. Poker is a game whereby one must know what the opponent is holding. Call 07867531288 and ask some jellied eel eating goon what he is going to do with a busted flush?

Anonymous,  22 September 2013 at 12:28  

Just tried that number it comes back as being redirected to Norfolk Police. What's that about? Can you help with a quiz question. Can you be sent to prison for six months for impersonating plod officer?

DCI McIntyre,  22 September 2013 at 15:26  

Interesting legal point. You ought to log into Youtube tomorrow at 9 am when a phone call that was taped is put on line;)

Anonymous,  23 September 2013 at 08:17  

So anyway there I was alone in the house with my landlady's fifteen year daughter. Built like a porn star she is. We'd been playing with each other for a few weeks now and our petting had proceeded to the point of no return. Suddenly she turned over and told me I could fuck her up the arse if I wanted to but not in the pussy because she wanted to stay a virgin until she got married. I gradually eased into her and began gently pumping in and out of her rosy bumhole. Suddenly, between squeals and grunts, she started singing:

"Rectal, everything about you's so rectal,
You don't even know what you've got,
You're really hitting my spot."

To the tune of Liberty X's song Just a Little.

Then there came a tightening and a loosening and and orgasm in her bowels such as I'd never experienced before. Everybody should bugger a teenager if possible.

Young Arse-Holborn

Anonymous,  23 September 2013 at 08:55  

@ Young Arse-Holborn

I was disgusted to read your comment. Everybody know that the kind of sex you mention is better with a boy!


Ciaran Goggins,  23 September 2013 at 20:17  

I keep promising a 'massive scoop' and other such nonsense but the realisty is that, rather like my fanciful tales of overseas travel, its all just total bullshit.

I really am a completely delusional cont. P.7.....

I want my DNA samples back NOW !!!!

It wasn't rape, that little passed-out drunk bitch was asking for it....

Ciaran Goggins 24 September 2013 at 09:23  

UK TAXI RAPES: “No woman is safe in a taxi with a Muslim driver”

BBC radio host Sam Mason, a single mother, was fired after she called a taxi company and requested a “non-Asian (Muslim)” driver to take her 14-year-old daughter to her grandparents’ home; preferably a female driver. The operator refused, and said, “We would class that as being racist.” Mason responded, “It’s not your 14-year-old girl.” A BBC spokesman said, “[Mason's] comments were completely unacceptable…she will no longer be working for the BBC.”

According to some statistics I made up earlier, most rapes in taxis are in fact false accusations, especially where the taxi driver happens to be an innocent, hard-working, devout Muslim family man, as they so often are.....

Anonymous,  24 September 2013 at 11:50  

All niggers and all Muslims should be driven from our shores! Drive the nigger Muslim slags into the sea! Libertarians should take up arms against these toilets and banish them from our beautiful island.

I know OH, stout follow, is with me!

Paris Claimant

Anonymous,  24 September 2013 at 11:52  

I think that sex with a nigger is no different from sex with any other animal and constitutes bestiality under common law. White women who have fucked niggers should be put behind bars. Cheryl Cole and Kerry Katona had better start looking over their shoulders!

Gary Alexander,  24 September 2013 at 17:28  

Dear Worshipful Brother Holborn, excuse me as I pass defence details to the prosecution and do a bit of perjury. Boaz, luv from all at Fraser Dawbarns. Will phone later.

Ciaran Goggins,  25 September 2013 at 14:45  

From mini to micro: Schoolgirls' skirts are shorter than ever at an average of six inches above the knee...

"Schoolgirls' skirts are shorter than ever, according to a national survey of 1,500 mothers.
Hemlines have crept up three inches in the last five years and are now six inches above the knee on average, compared with three inches in 2008."

Wow ! My friend (and fellow nonce) Neil Redrup ( is gonna luuurv this one...... slurp....sluuurp....

Anonymous,  25 September 2013 at 19:41  

Give them fuckin' Muslims a nigger neck tie! String them fuckers up from teh nearest lampost!

Paris Claimant

Anonymous,  25 September 2013 at 22:26  

I'd rather string up you and your chavscum chums, troll.

Anonymous,  26 September 2013 at 15:41  

Please read "Sex with Sea Lions" by Frogmore Pritchard. Available now for download to the Kindle from

NHS Psychiatrist 26 September 2013 at 16:07  

"Poor Mummy, I wonder if the chaps I met on the Syrian/Turkish border will be happy that she desecrated a Qu’ran?"


OMFG !! Queeran Goggins really has lost the plot hasn't he ?

What do you think these 'chaps' (Oooh Matron !) you met on your imaginary trip would actually do ? Get on a flight to the UK and fight your battles for you ?

You really are a delusional douchebag.....

Anonymous,  27 September 2013 at 15:21  

Anyone who wants to contact Ciaran Goggins (the troll who is trying to wreck this blog) can email him at

Gen Parker-Bowles 27 September 2013 at 16:13  

Theft of property pertaining to the Royal family is seen as serious. Some of the chaps are now in Lynn Rd Southery and are about to make a house call. Fuck the panic button. God save Prince William!

Willy J McBride 27 September 2013 at 16:15  

Why is 07867531288 appearing on logs of EDL? Or is it UAF? Fnnr fnnr!!

Anonymous,  27 September 2013 at 22:49  

In ancient Sparta sticking your erection up a boy's bumhole and ejaculating inside him was called the "finest flower of manhood". This is the kind of thing we need now to make our moribund boys and girls into men and women. As many teenagers should be buggered senseless as possible for the good of the nation and for their own good.

Il Sodoma

Anonymous,  28 September 2013 at 14:06  

Please read "Sex and the Single Cetacean" by Frogmore Pritchard. Available now for download to the Kindle from

Ciaran Goggins 29 September 2013 at 04:34  

On my recent imaginary trip to the Turkey/Syrian border I was advising the Muhajideen how to set up an ambush drawing on my vast military experience and knowledge of IRA tactical manouvres. Unfortunately, they actually listened to my bullshit and this happened....

FSA Soldier takes a clean headshot - Bullet goes through and hits another one

For my next imaginary trip I'm thinking of visiting the Moon.....

Gary Alexander,  29 September 2013 at 10:11  

Posting at 4am under a fake identity you sad old queen. Alas that is all Holborn can get these days. See you on the Torygraph with more Jellied Eels you cockney cunt! Simon Tomlin's e mail is

Anonymous,  29 September 2013 at 18:02  

Please read "Men are from Mars, Seals are from Venus" by Frogmore Pritchard. Available now for download to the Kindle from

Anonymous,  29 September 2013 at 21:39

Ciaran Goggins,  30 September 2013 at 12:44  

Here is a photo re-enactment (played by actors) of the moment in 2004 when I offered to help a drunken young student get home after a night out in Hatfield.....

It's OK, I'll look after her.... I've got medical qualifications from a Russell Group university....

Willy J McBride,  30 September 2013 at 16:09  

Good news about Op Huscote not being reopened? Funny how a missing £2500 will jog Lord Justice Rose's memory;)

Anonymous,  1 October 2013 at 13:25  

Please read "The Walrus and Karen Carpenter" by Frogmore Pritchard. Available now for download to the Kindle from

Ciaran Goggins,  1 October 2013 at 14:24  

Reading the Newham Recorder you get the feeling that it really is a vibrant, inclusive and diverse place with a tremendous community spirit, innit....

Oooh Matron ! Free Tibet !

Gen Parker-Bowles 1 October 2013 at 16:18  

On wonders why the above fake ID is only allowed to post here and on the Torygraph? Is Old Holborn linked in some way? Wee phone call to Enniskillen?

Anonymous,  2 October 2013 at 11:06  

"Wee phone call to Enniskillen?"


The delusional episodes in which Ciaran believes that he is somehow 'connected' are, by far, my favourite ones......

Free Tibet !

DS Jack Kelly 2 October 2013 at 14:04  

This where you have been hiding Degsy? Not much of an empire? Looking forward to your birfday? fnnr fnnr wot a caaahnt you are!

Ron Broxted,  2 October 2013 at 19:31  

I wouldn't upset Ciaran Goggins if I were you....... he could call in an airstrike by Al-Shabaab or Al Qaeda or the IRA or maybe even the Women's Institute....

Gary Alexander 2 October 2013 at 20:12  

You really think you can get away with fitting up innocent folks? Or that perjury and theft are okay if it is you? Each day the noose tightens and the best thing is it is WIN WIN. You either do time and die in jail or your "reputation" is put on display before the world. How many QPM do you have? Dadyy at Harrow? What a cunt!

Anonymous,  14 October 2013 at 19:14  

Caitlin Moran, what a pig of a woman.

Still, shit rises to the top in this corrupt country.

Anonymous,  2 December 2013 at 19:17  

Derek Haslam, bent cop

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